Did you hear some loud thumps over the past few days. Those were women hitting the ground from fainting after seeing pics on the internet of Tribe’s presentation of Birds of a Feather. This is a clear sign that the 2009 Trini Carnival Season has begun. Cropover, Antigua, Eastern Parkway, Nottinghill and Caribana already taking a backseat to the greatest show on earth.
Frontline Hos, Backline Hoes and the two band hos already uniting and positioning themselves for Carnival Monday and Tuesday. Most of the Bands hasn’t even launched yet but it doesn’t matter. Many are anticipating hefty price tags and have already begun searching for part time jobs, hitting the gym, trying out the new fad diet of the week. I’m sure several will find themselves swinging on somebody pole buttass naked to cover the cost of the backpack or large headpieces.
So fellas, what are we to do as they fill up the online forums and message boards with their idle banter of where to find boots or what color goes with their complexion? Pay just enough attention to find out where they are all registering. After that, you can tune them out and focus on your Fantasy Football. You can rest assure that a small sample of women going crazy over a specific band will translate into hundreds of thousands going crazy over that same band.
As men, we only want to know where the beautiful women are at and where we can get the most topshelf drinks. Don’t let any woman order your costume without checking first. Because if we catch any of allyuh on the road looking like this..
We will dedicate an entire blog to you.
But its not all about Trini.. (or is it?) Vincy juss pass, Antigua, Cropover, Caribana SpiceIsland comin juss now. Labor Day, Nottinghill, Miami also around the corner. The Wining Kriminals might make it to one or two and as much as we would like to go to all and play mas, its just not going to happen. Unfortunatley, Blogging doesn’t pay. But that being said. The Wining Kriminals is also preparing for the TnT carnival season.
Coming this fall……
What a man needs in a Goodie Bag 2k9
The Wining Kriminal Mas Band
More advice on Preserving yuh Bacchanal
The Top 5 Bamcee Mas Models for 2k9
and much more.