Vibes a comin…

31 07 2008

Did you hear some loud thumps over the past few days.  Those were women hitting the ground from fainting after seeing pics on the internet of Tribe’s presentation of Birds of a Feather. This is a clear sign that the 2009 Trini Carnival Season has begun.  Cropover, Antigua, Eastern Parkway, Nottinghill and Caribana already taking a backseat to the greatest show on earth.

Frontline Hos, Backline Hoes and the two band hos already uniting and positioning themselves for Carnival Monday and Tuesday.  Most of the Bands hasn’t even launched yet but it doesn’t matter.  Many are anticipating hefty price tags and have already begun searching for part time jobs, hitting the gym, trying out the new fad diet of the week.  I’m sure several will find themselves swinging on somebody pole buttass naked to cover the cost of the backpack or large headpieces.

So fellas, what are we to do as they fill up the online forums and message boards with their idle banter of where to find boots or what color goes with their complexion?  Pay just enough attention to find out where they are all registering.  After that, you can tune them out and focus on your Fantasy Football. You can rest assure that a small sample of women going crazy over a specific band will translate into hundreds of thousands going crazy over that same band.

As men, we only want to know where the beautiful women are at and where we can get the most topshelf drinks.  Don’t let any woman order your costume without checking first.  Because if we catch any of allyuh on the road looking like this..


We will dedicate an entire blog to you.

But its not all about Trini.. (or is it?)  Vincy juss pass, Antigua, Cropover, Caribana SpiceIsland comin juss now.  Labor Day, Nottinghill, Miami also around the corner.  The Wining Kriminals might make it to one or two and as much as we would like to go to all and play mas, its just not going to happen. Unfortunatley, Blogging doesn’t pay. But that being said.  The Wining Kriminals is also preparing for the TnT carnival season.

Coming this fall……

What a man needs in a Goodie Bag 2k9

The Wining Kriminal Mas Band

More advice on Preserving yuh Bacchanal

The Top 5 Bamcee Mas Models for 2k9

and much more.


Which Kadooment Day Band Tuh Wuk-Up Wit

12 07 2008


When in Bimshire do like d Bajans.  Dem does wuk-up so yuh go have to wuk-up too.  It only sound painful……..but truss meh is quite enjoyable on so many levels.  According to d online bajan dictionary a wuk-up is a dance done by gyrating one’s waistline, with heavy emphasis on backward and forward motions.  Now dese people are VERY passionate bout dey style are dancing so it is important to put yuh best foot forward when attempting dis dance.  But fellas be very careful when wukkin-up behind certain women.  It can be a very violent and dangerous dance all d same.  Nah I eh talking bout no man looking yuh brace yuh fuh jamming on dey woman……………some ah dem woman waist does be moving like a outta control windmill at times………so unless yuh want to be an extra in d NUTCRACKER come xmas time……..tread likely if yuh know wat ah mean.  Imagine dis……we in a fete and ah ting wah give my breddren who will remain nameless a wuk-up.  But d gal was flinging waist like like a jackhammer breaking concrete.  Needless to say he declined for the safety and preservation of his privates.  But doh be scared fellas if performed correctly…….ah wuk-up could be d sweetest ting next to a bottle ah Johnny Gold.  Well odder dan dat and doh fuhget allyuh rum pouches and there is a link for all the bands below.  The major bands are Baje International and PX4, dey are like d Island People and Tribe of Barbados.  Dey both also have strong affiliations wit T&T mas people.  This is meh second voyage to Bim and it will be meh second jump wit Baje.  First time was sweet so ah going back for more.  I have read good things about some of the other bands but for my age group and other personal preferences  Baje suits me for those reasons.  Last year music was good, vibes was excellent and food was great.  Now allyuh might be wondering why I eh talk bout alcohol.  Well dat was my only issue last year.  I is a scotch drinker……but dey didnt have my kinna scotch.  ONLY rum…….yes folks.  You will be drinking plenty Bajan rum.  I still eh pleased bout dat since ah paying premium price fuh 1 day ah mas ah would expect premium drinks.  But ah go give dem a bly fuh having evryting else in order.  And maybe dis year ting might b different……we go see.  Anyhow, dais it inna nutshell.  Actually its not.  Rell quick.  Yuh doesc meet by d stadium in d morning…….cross d stage……….den wuk-up till yuh reach Spring Garden………… only pace.  Keep an open mind and fuh dose who does frequent T&T Carnival………….clear yuh mind and think new experience.  Allyuh go like allyuh self.  Below is a link to with links to every band in Barbados.