Vibes a comin…

31 07 2008

Did you hear some loud thumps over the past few days.  Those were women hitting the ground from fainting after seeing pics on the internet of Tribe’s presentation of Birds of a Feather. This is a clear sign that the 2009 Trini Carnival Season has begun.  Cropover, Antigua, Eastern Parkway, Nottinghill and Caribana already taking a backseat to the greatest show on earth.

Frontline Hos, Backline Hoes and the two band hos already uniting and positioning themselves for Carnival Monday and Tuesday.  Most of the Bands hasn’t even launched yet but it doesn’t matter.  Many are anticipating hefty price tags and have already begun searching for part time jobs, hitting the gym, trying out the new fad diet of the week.  I’m sure several will find themselves swinging on somebody pole buttass naked to cover the cost of the backpack or large headpieces.

So fellas, what are we to do as they fill up the online forums and message boards with their idle banter of where to find boots or what color goes with their complexion?  Pay just enough attention to find out where they are all registering.  After that, you can tune them out and focus on your Fantasy Football. You can rest assure that a small sample of women going crazy over a specific band will translate into hundreds of thousands going crazy over that same band.

As men, we only want to know where the beautiful women are at and where we can get the most topshelf drinks.  Don’t let any woman order your costume without checking first.  Because if we catch any of allyuh on the road looking like this..

 

We will dedicate an entire blog to you.

But its not all about Trini.. (or is it?)  Vincy juss pass, Antigua, Cropover, Caribana SpiceIsland comin juss now.  Labor Day, Nottinghill, Miami also around the corner.  The Wining Kriminals might make it to one or two and as much as we would like to go to all and play mas, its just not going to happen. Unfortunatley, Blogging doesn’t pay. But that being said.  The Wining Kriminals is also preparing for the TnT carnival season.

Coming this fall……

What a man needs in a Goodie Bag 2k9

The Wining Kriminal Mas Band

More advice on Preserving yuh Bacchanal

The Top 5 Bamcee Mas Models for 2k9

and much more.

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11 responses

31 07 2008
xVx

I hope you guys are not in my band come C2K9. . .but I have to agree I too wuld dedicate a blog to a man that chooses to play mas in that Green Honeycreeper. LOL.

31 07 2008
Afro Chic

Of COURSE it’s all about Trini. And if yuh doh think so…yuh in denial.

And any man who looking like DAT in that costume dey, go get a hard wine.

31 07 2008
law

My God. All yuh aint easy at all! Laughing hysterically. “Don’t let any woman order your costume without checking first.” Lawd, fadda. Yuh wrong, yuh just wrong. AND “I’m sure several will find themselves swinging on somebody pole buttass naked to cover the cost of the backpack or large headpieces.” I almost peed myself at this one.

Can’t wait for this topic: The Wining Kriminal Mas Band

Keep it coming.

1 08 2008
anon

was patiently waiting for somebody to comment on that green male costume…
lol…..

1 08 2008
wuzdescene

“Don’t let any woman order your costume without checking first. Because if we catch any of allyuh on the road looking like this..
We will dedicate an entire blog to you.”

ROFLMAO …… oh gawd allyuh make meh cry wit dah one!!! 🙂

9 08 2008
chinos

hey, i happen to think that male costume is tres hot! sure beats board shorts…

10 08 2008
Abs

LOL….The Irony is that once the person wearing that custume is in shape he would have the ladies lining up to take a pic with and\or a wine on him….. Nuf phone numbers and maybe offers to help him take it off come Carnival Tuesday evening…….

14 08 2008
HQ

LOL @ the Green honey creeper individual comment! Don’t hate fellas, appreciate (although doubt I’ll be giving up any wines to the fella in that costume either! LOL)

19 08 2008
Janshell

I feel Abs is the person in the pic! Clearly delusional!

25 08 2008
Ang

I would not be a happy camper if the guy I’m with puts the almighty out of his thoughts and follows me around in DAT!!!!! I would run like Bolt in the direction! LOL

25 08 2008
Ang

Correction: OTHER direction!

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