“Ladies, Stop Faggotizing these Men!!”

16 10 2007

  Yes, thats right..we made up a word!!!

Faggotize (fah gaw ty ize) Transitive Verb -tized’, tiz’ing. From the British Slang Root Faggot. 1. The process in which a woman influences their male counterparts to believing that female grooming and accessorizing will also help their sex appeal. 2. Also known as a “bulla” in West Indies. Unfortunately, Bullatize didn’t sound as catchy as Faggotize so that is the term we are going with.

So you ladies that have the power of influence over your male friends, significant others or husbands, please don’t steer him down the wrong pathway.  Some of us don’t know any better and will fall victim to bad advice. So if you not sure of what bad advice to your man is, here is the litmus test.

  If you do it or have it to look good, Then your man shouldn’t do it or have it to look good. 
 
For starters, your man should not be wearing tight hot pants, boy shorts, spandex or bicycle shorts. (See Manlaw #4). The curves of a woman’s hips, ass, thighs are a thing of beauty and should be displayed and presented in the previously mentioned articles of clothing (in addition to thongs, g-strings or even less).  But, why would you encourage any man to do this?

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Now that we have your attention, keep these in mind as well.

If you wax or pluck your eyebrows…your man should NOT wax or pluck his eyebrows. 

If you wax and shave yuh body…doh make yuh man wax and shave his entire body.  Unless he entering a Mr. Universe competition, a world class swimmer, a porn star, or looks like a fukkin gorilla….then he will get a hall pass.

Earrings are acceptable. The old school concept for man and earrings is this: left ear-straight, right ear-bulla, both ears-switch hitter. But we give the fellas with earrings in both ears the benefit of the doubt and will assume they just want to flash their jewelry and since earrings come in pairs, might as well wear both.  BUT, only 1 piercing per ear is acceptable.  If yuh have 2 in each ear…..well, …..juss be honest with yuh woman.

Ladies! nipple, tongue and naval rings sexy as hell on you!!  but this is unacceptable for any man (see manlaw #2).  A great philosopher named Chris Rock once said “if a girl has her tongue pierced,.. she’ll probably suck your d!ck, If a guy has his tongue pierced,… he’ll probably suck your dick” (“No Sex in the Champagne Room”, 1999).  So if you are encouraging him or have encouraged him to pierce these body parts, please stop. If he has done this without you’re encouragement…..then…well, you might want to revaluate your relationship.

Other unacceptable practices for any man include: make-up, dying their hair color, perms, thongs, color contacts and fancy boots for the road.  So ladies….stop treating these poor clueless men like they yuh girlfriends…..and fellas….Man the Fukk up!!! 

 –Midnight Robber

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4 responses

16 10 2007
AgentJackBauer

Well said……..dese days women complaining bout men on d “down-low’…..yuh know why dem suckas on d down-low….is becuz women encourage dem in dat nonesense by feminizing…..ah mean Faggotizing dem……..manicure….pedicure…facials….jeez u me…when will it stop….oh…yuh know when…….when they start liking totee too…….and dat piercing ting so blatant is a shame…..ah could forgive certain piercings dat some freaks who juss wanna be different have…….but when ah dude pierce he tongue….not d tip ah he tongue dat might help satisfy ah nanny…..but he pierce he tongue like a woman….den is totee he like to suck too….and he advertising it……open yuh eyes women……..they not on d “down-low”……….they right in front ah allyuh.

30 10 2007
whovexloss

In A World Steeped In Homosexuality & Other Perverse Philosophies..

One Can Only Wonder Why Did It Take So Long For This To Be Brought Up?

Men Take Heed Of This Post, Step Up To The Plate & Take Charge.

Controlling Women..Take Heed Of This Post Or Find Yuhself Single In The Post-Carnival Season.

Wining Kriminals..Once Again You Guys Are The Lighthouse For Those Lost.

13 11 2007
Piff Huxtable

This blog is hilarious. Keep up the good work. I will check in more often for updates…

16 11 2007
Cliv

Oh gorm…i love it..
please note also…that if you wearing a 34d bra…and you man could wear the same cup size…that a armhole vest or a tshirt in a complimentary color..underneath the costume is quite acceptable..
Man breasts exposed aint that cute!!

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